i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
I don’t even care how this happened
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
and the ultimate one:
Black Dynamite #1 (2011)
Art by Jun Lofamia (Pencils, Inks) & JM Ringuet
Words by Brian Ash
Easiest Doctor Who cosplay ever.
oh my fucking god
Oh. My. GODS.
DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.
That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.
Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.
DO NOT DO THIS.
left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA
I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.